1. Avoid going to near shore, best even to lure some monsters off the narrow beach areas.
2. Little Fry can hit hard
3. When that flashy Zombie Char starts charging, look for gas lighting, or being lit up. If your lit up or (the other guys at night) a lazer is pointed at you, your the bait, let the others attack while you dodge if you can. In fact even dying till they can respawn you helps, in this case. They always target no more than 2 (and that’s late on).
4. Your lifesaver there, the little donut, it moves, leave the dangerous area to the guys alive.

Nintendo Switch hasn’t totally lost it’s “Virtual Console” feel completely. Hell it is practically a treasure trove of the Neo Geo – SNK games. Some including multiple versions in one game package. Samurai Showdown (awesome fighter), for example even has the version only released in Japan as well as the Western Edition.
I see almost all the classics except Eight Man.

To bad my Q4 fighting stick may not work one the System.

This seems like the system is for#neogeo lovers. All but 8 Man. #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/tKWO0cdMQj

— Realm of The MMS (@neobuda) August 9, 2017

Evil Attacks an Oasis, your Brother sends your wind wielding ass off to the world. This wind is designed to cast off this world dominating nihilist event called “The Chaos.”
You must build your own knew Oasis as a safe sanctuary for lost capitalists, warriors, and treasure hunters (including Miners and Diggers).
But what is this? Chaos attacks, there is a thing called Lumite, can you get it in time?
It is sort of like a dungeon crawler with a Actraiser feel (a game where you play an Angel that revives a town: NES) although that protagonist didn’t live in the town and do a load of favors for the Seedling Capitalists.
Only thing that misses the mark, no multiworld option to allow 2 other players to join you online.

It occurs to me, handling the Switch Pro Controller, that this hurts may hand and wrist less (as a larger than average man, almost Morphan like).
The lower stick on the right and tight zr and zl buttons are a bit rough (but a bit better done than the XBox controller).
The great mistake Nintendo did with the Wii U and Nintendo Switch, is they didn’t bundle it with the Pro Controller. Instead they added the luxury instead.

They could have knocked off 99 bucks, and sold it with the Pro Controller (Switch) and sold the mobility option (Joy Pads) for 100 bucks or more. What one could call the gimmick option. Which is what they called the Wii U control pad with the Screen, something I would have got for first and second player if possible. I liked it because it worked perfect with my hands.

Could have gone with “Game Included” instead of “Controller Included” too. Since some of us can be fickle about our controller choices.

It’s hard to believe it isn’t it’s own game, it would be easier to find then the seemingly back drop like environment it’s located in.
Yes Splatoon 2 is great fun, although I rather miss Mahi Mahi and the Museum, maybe they unlock with time. Some old stages didn’t need changing either.
What is absolutely the selling point for me, was Salmon Run.
It took a long time to find it, and oddly enough it looked like it only existed in the local play room. But when I found it, behind the Marie port hole (Single Player Mode Access Point). When I found it, it was fun as hell and it takes a little will to even play the best Team vs Team, Turf War.
Battles with crazy Salmon, some with a pun weapon, a Fry(ing) Pan. Oh don’t discount the little guys if your too close to the water.

Hints, try and make sure to help your fellow player when knocked out, try to avoid being near the water alone or at all, keep watch, and with 3 eggs down, one can guard while 3 collect. There is no shame in guarding the collectors and eggs.
It’s all about killing the small Fry to bigger Chum and the Bosses who carry the Golden Eggs that fill your quota. Even some of my worst team ups have managed a little over quota, although a lot of times, some of the best got knocked out in high tide.
Beware the fast Mirror Ball like Char, forgot his name. But that is a night time rapid movement mode it hits some times.

It is awesome. It was worth the Switch, and this is my policy. Reason why I don’t have a PS4 or a Xbox. The 1st Party offerings, not worth it. Nintendo always has a good 1st Party offering. A few.

Okay, for one, there is no advanced copies and crap coming here, in some ways it may be a good thing.
Never know what can happen.
Another, no Instruction Booklets, hell even the Switch has no instruction booklet.
So I was surprised today, walking up to where I saw nothing before on the second day of this news broadcast about Grazzo Industries.
Seems Nintendo was so big on telling us what to expect they didn’t tell us it didn’t unlock on Day 1. So all is better, just wish they’d not omit things that can kick them in the shins, I am just glad I am not so much the chump. Although my hands do hurt, since I do love this game, and hate the damn controllers. The right half of the controller more than the left.
No, that wasn’t a political joke.

It’s hard to say I was taken, I was made a fool of, and usually my instincts are right. Including my instincts about the lousy left Joypad and overly small controls. It physically harmed my left thumb and shoulder. It is not a QoL product like the Wii U or 3ds could be considered. Or most Nintendo Systems on the controller end.
I was right, and I was adamant about not getting one, like the N64, and the N64 I didn’t have, I had a Play Station. I got a Game Cube cheep and late, and wish I didn’t. But I was mad at Nintendo for surrendering the SNES too soon.

Now, however, I am fuming mad at Nintendo. Who made Salmon Run look like an awesome multiplayer function that would test your reason for getting their internet service next year, in other words they never once said it was a purely local system. Not even a friend list thing. Oddly enough the Friend List is the easiest and most awesome system, it really does connect you with your other app and System buddies.

Salmon Run was a mislead, if not an out and out lie. It goes unplayed now, because no one near here has the device/game. My friends from Paris to Japan can’t join in, in fact Japan and the West are completely cut out of all Splatoon events.

I paid 399.99 CDN, and 79.99 CDN (game) to play Salmon run above all. Even knowing the mistake that is their controller design (Joypad and Pro). Didn’t know it would harm me physically. But given my gaming history, I could always count on Nintendo.
Well more than any of the other outfits out there.

You failed me, and I take this personally. It wasn’t just a Business fuck up, you caused a personal hurt Nintendo. Bailing on the SNES too soon was just a Business mistake.

Fuck you Nintendo.

I recommend getting the Demo of Miitopia, it saves for the full version and it and game handles Amiibo in some interesting ways.

It’s in the eStore.

The Japan Demo was neat but this is a long first part of the game, and it claims to go farther.

I am listing an occasional new download link for Only Fans followers of The Black Jester.
You can still share it, but you might hesitate on that since there is a follow fee. I can’t afford the simple free, not on a mirror download location though, P2P sharing only. Preferred you share the O.F. link. There may be an O.F. only dungeon or something at some point. Do not sell it unless specifically permitted by me in writing.
Many videos will likely leave youtube as I refuse to use adsense.

Several years of waiting for a pretty game that has no substance, and and anti-climactic ending. Easy Bosses, the toughest enemy are Lynels and Hinox and the latter is only if you can’t find higher ground in low heart levels.
Beat Beast Ganon (Calamity form 2) and you end up before you fought him after the credit roll. Not even a “go around see what more good you can do,” you get a star on the save file.
No New Game+ but they will sell you a whole new story, but who can tell if that will be any good. They expect me to presume it’s good enough to buy now? A season pass for an already failed pre-order?
Exploration is an enjoyable thing to some extent, but the eventual point is fucking limited.
Likely Kass the Macaw and the Korok with the Maracas are the most amusing thing there. Not a lot of Wimsy.
Frankly the best LoZ ending since story became a thing is “A Link Between Worlds.” Actually likely the best written is the “Triforce for the Gods” (To a Past, and Between Worlds), series, Link’s Awakening, Mask of Majora and Maybe Oracle of series.
Voices suck in BoTW, aside from maybe the King, Impa Woman and Daruk. Rather pointless. In Japanese the Princess has an improved voice, the only improvement.
Using endless Armor switches to survive is silly.
Killing the Map on the Wii U Controller, and frankly wit all the wardrobe toggling, you’d think they’d use the control pad more, like Darksiders II.
A Warrior wouldn’t just let his Weapon break, maybe one he took off an attacker without time to polish and care for it.
For all the high expectations this is one of the worst Legend of Zelda games with the prettiest landscape, and the best Assassin’s Creed.
Frankly can’t trust Nintendo either with Pre-orders anymore.
Basically it’s a lot of running around for nothing, might as well go jogging. Well it’s also got some shiney object aspects.

I am so pissed off.