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You go through a door, you see a stage it may be in two colors.
A few geometric shapes. It appears they had left over assets and decided, in some cases, sadistically, decided to add gratuitous stages, that you still need to collect them moons.
Most of these situations would be interesting if they took care to make something beautiful like New SMB Wii U that had a Starry Night theme, for instance.
It becomes even more trite when you can get 200 coins and buy the 2 moons post story-campaign-game in the store.
I’m sure there is something else, I really should take notes.


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Not yet at the Darker Side, but that’s unimportant.
I went through this “Main Campaign,” and it took less time than any other Mario Game I played since SMB1 (Mario Brothers – Original, was long, but I never saw an end, just a very large score). Further more the Broodals really don’t give you much in back story, just seems like the SMB RPG’s (also longer) living weapon Mighty Morphin Parody. With less of a back story.
No Koopa Kids, not even at the Wedding. Imagine the joke that the big Bella Abzug like Broddal mother walks in and realizes Bowzer (her Husband) was two timing.


There is a major hang up, selling Mario as a good guy.
One, he looks like he set Pauline with a good job running Metropolis (which is a lot like the Movie in many scenarios, and very conformist to her design), which is likely one of his many favors for saving her, no doubt she gives him nothing else, wink.


He gets this hat, he parasitically controls other creatures to make his way along, as opposed to the past where he at least waged an honorable war against Bowser the King Koopa (Kappa).
He’s fighting Turtles, and I rather like them, well now it seems Bowser’s main minion is busy organizing walking and running competitions.
Even the one good mini-game, he uses a parasitic method to do (cart racing).
Perhaps if Cappy popped up and became the Dark Side villain after Bowser is down for the count, and all this time you learn Mario’s mind was under control because of his undying desperation for a little Royal head.

There is lots of decent exploration, but most of it is locked off till the end, and none if is really necessary for a game, I wonder why even have a game with a beginning and middle and end. Just have someone run around a field like and idiot collecting stuff. Just like you can do if you get out.

You can’t die, yeah, you need coins for other things, but really you make more coins in 4 steps than reviving costs. It’s the same madness of New SMB 2 on the (New)3ds/2ds. Except there are costumes to buy, some needed for the Odyssey (no doubt named for a Homer Story) Power System. Somehow the Power System Governs Store Product Availability.

No Luigi, his Clothes are there, and Yoshi comes way too late.
Couldn’t play SMB1 with the breath holding limitations, oddly enough under water is easier than the moon with breathing.
No Bloopers, No Flurries, No Shy Guys.

Kingdoms, no they are not, a Kingdom has more than one town and some living population. King or Queen, useless idle monarchs like Peach. They should have stuck using “Worlds.”

No one even pays me to pay attention to a game on here, let alone give me a free early copy, and I bought this one, hell my policy is if I get a copy in advance for free, and I like it, I will have to buy it, either a new one (for a friend or site giveaway) or that one. Stating “I was willing to buy it,” as a spin on a review thumb up.

No sir, this I wouldn’t have bought if I played through it first, it’s not horrible, but it’s not worth the first run price, wait till it goes back to EB-Gamestop as a trade in or goes cheap, is my recommendation. It might be worth paying 50-60 bucks, if you have it, enjoy what you can from it.
I hate that took time from Splatoon 2 and I am Setsuna for this.


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Ok, more of a mood based arbitrary refund.
As previously announced the game, due to Greenlight and Steam’s pointless changes (even with the votes to be on Steam) I moved Slave Master to my Comedian Only Fans page.
Yeah it seems only porn related, but actually it isn’t the rule, and I’d likely make more money and mob connections in Vegas than as a Comedian (The Black Jester) if I was in Porn.
But now if you download and from the Only Fans page link I will return part of the money, depending on my mood.
Try adding a review that shows you really played it, that could help. It could be one star, but Jimquisition had a chance to play it, and he just decided to pass judgement without. Really, I offered the limey a free copy with no strings.

I’d have to be able to confirm you got it and there. If lets say I ran it on claim, well we’d have an issue (this is first or only only fan payment). Mostly if the numbers didn’t calculate. Like I am in a loss over claims alone. Make sure I know how to send you a paypal like the e-mail or something like that.


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Yeah, it sucks, I Am Setsuna, only available as an import. Wait Nintendo did something right in this minor upgrade to the Vita. They killed localization and it new my system was North American.
It automatically played it in English.
So no worries to anyone unsure. Oh and unlike that thing I have on Steam, no one walks on water.


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Perhaps it’s a family member of special concern, but when you have a game where you can kill a guy who abuses Strippers, you have a winner.
The creator of hopefully a Bravely Third as well as Default and Second brought this new gem. If it’s as good as the demo or better (like the Bravely FFs), with a more visible font. Well I hope I can have time for all 8 characters.


You can join the others too, it seems, be nice if they add a story based reason for that, but with the other option, the Knight. You kill off thieves, less gratifying but dueling and level farming is worth it. Some strong villagers have very good stuff for you.

I love Splatoon 2, but more and more I think they could have done it for the Switch, Square is reminding me why I buy more Software of theirs than anyone’s from Nintendo to Steam. Frankly if Square set up a console it would be tempting.

But Square, how about a FF9 on Switch without the Disc needed blocks (some areas near the end are blocked because it started as a multi-disc game).


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I played Mario Kart 8 in it’s original form even post DLC packages.
It seems they nerfed the races so it’s almost impossible to fly off the sides, lots of annoying corrective steering, even when it’s not actually correcting a mistake.
Going off road can’t be done in some spot.
I notice they still can’t stop people from materializing in front of you online.


Even have a suspicious clone situation in online races. Nice battle changes, but not that important to me.
It’s nice to have the load speed of a card and not an optical disc, but what happened to MKTV? On the Switch MKTV is just you, not even friend list races. Not even a change from Youtube to Twitch or Twitch Premium.
It didn’t even start off or get added to the Switch phone app.
It’s hardly Deluxe, just what is honestly referred to as “Complete” by the makers and distributors of Disigea 5 Complete. Well without that MKTV it’s maybe a balancing act.


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Some times the issue is playback, the other is it’s a game machine.
Nintendo itself claimed (calling it’s first US incarnations, “Entertainment Systems”) that it’s a gaming system. Fair, but really if you distribute old tv and films you know that your DVD and Blue Ray interfaces are filled with frilly nonsense and introduction.
Basically you can build that for any game medium if you have an SDK, all the menus and shit are basically like game UIs now.
So there has never been a reason on the console end why a game could never be played on a console, but distribution is.
It never took video playback as a native function. Ask distributors to do this, not console makers.


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