Several years of waiting for a pretty game that has no substance, and and anti-climactic ending. Easy Bosses, the toughest enemy are Lynels and Hinox and the latter is only if you can’t find higher ground in low heart levels.
Beat Beast Ganon (Calamity form 2) and you end up before you fought him after the credit roll. Not even a “go around see what more good you can do,” you get a star on the save file.
No New Game+ but they will sell you a whole new story, but who can tell if that will be any good. They expect me to presume it’s good enough to buy now? A season pass for an already failed pre-order?
Exploration is an enjoyable thing to some extent, but the eventual point is fucking limited.
Likely Kass the Macaw and the Korok with the Maracas are the most amusing thing there. Not a lot of Wimsy.
Frankly the best LoZ ending since story became a thing is “A Link Between Worlds.” Actually likely the best written is the “Triforce for the Gods” (To a Past, and Between Worlds), series, Link’s Awakening, Mask of Majora and Maybe Oracle of series.
Voices suck in BoTW, aside from maybe the King, Impa Woman and Daruk. Rather pointless. In Japanese the Princess has an improved voice, the only improvement.
Using endless Armor switches to survive is silly.
Killing the Map on the Wii U Controller, and frankly wit all the wardrobe toggling, you’d think they’d use the control pad more, like Darksiders II.
A Warrior wouldn’t just let his Weapon break, maybe one he took off an attacker without time to polish and care for it.
For all the high expectations this is one of the worst Legend of Zelda games with the prettiest landscape, and the best Assassin’s Creed.
Frankly can’t trust Nintendo either with Pre-orders anymore.
Basically it’s a lot of running around for nothing, might as well go jogging. Well it’s also got some shiney object aspects.

I am so pissed off.