I am listing an occasional new download link for Only Fans followers of The Black Jester.
You can still share it, but you might hesitate on that since there is a follow fee. I can’t afford the simple free, not on a mirror download location though, P2P sharing only. Preferred you share the O.F. link. There may be an O.F. only dungeon or something at some point. Do not sell it unless specifically permitted by me in writing.
Many videos will likely leave youtube as I refuse to use adsense.

Several years of waiting for a pretty game that has no substance, and and anti-climactic ending. Easy Bosses, the toughest enemy are Lynels and Hinox and the latter is only if you can’t find higher ground in low heart levels.
Beat Beast Ganon (Calamity form 2) and you end up before you fought him after the credit roll. Not even a “go around see what more good you can do,” you get a star on the save file.
No New Game+ but they will sell you a whole new story, but who can tell if that will be any good. They expect me to presume it’s good enough to buy now? A season pass for an already failed pre-order?
Exploration is an enjoyable thing to some extent, but the eventual point is fucking limited.
Likely Kass the Macaw and the Korok with the Maracas are the most amusing thing there. Not a lot of Wimsy.
Frankly the best LoZ ending since story became a thing is “A Link Between Worlds.” Actually likely the best written is the “Triforce for the Gods” (To a Past, and Between Worlds), series, Link’s Awakening, Mask of Majora and Maybe Oracle of series.
Voices suck in BoTW, aside from maybe the King, Impa Woman and Daruk. Rather pointless. In Japanese the Princess has an improved voice, the only improvement.
Using endless Armor switches to survive is silly.
Killing the Map on the Wii U Controller, and frankly wit all the wardrobe toggling, you’d think they’d use the control pad more, like Darksiders II.
A Warrior wouldn’t just let his Weapon break, maybe one he took off an attacker without time to polish and care for it.
For all the high expectations this is one of the worst Legend of Zelda games with the prettiest landscape, and the best Assassin’s Creed.
Frankly can’t trust Nintendo either with Pre-orders anymore.
Basically it’s a lot of running around for nothing, might as well go jogging. Well it’s also got some shiney object aspects.

I am so pissed off.

Get it here

It’s out for Windows and Mac.

It’s also available for Pre-Order 19.99 USD

I did a lot of moving, so it was a while before I opened it (for the Wii U). Annoying method of exiting major dungeons such as a the Sacred Beasts….well not as bad as they killing that part about making you redo the whole thing a death.
Weapons breaking, people who are into a Weapon, it doesn’t tend to shatter on them. Gun guys, sword guys….it usually follows. Lots of cleaning, and granted, limited use, the desire not to need it. Usually there is a specification on a gun type or melee.
You might improvise with an opponent’s Weapon well, but it will never “be your weapon.”
He can climb anything, use any rune and be proficient in all Weapon…no not all somehow he can’t handle punching or grapple attacks.
No story flow, usually in an LoZ game, your basically told, “dude, you got go to the forest,” “you know to get that Sword…”?
Maybe I got to Koros earlier than some. Frankly there is no order in it.
Somehow clothes are aiding or not your skills or protections…
I’d complain about Final Fantasy style Elemental Boss’ but. nice try.
Towers…is this by Ubisoft? Yes like in a good Watch_Dogs or all ACs there are Map opening Towers.
The Blood Moon, a good tool for re-spawning, but I hate hearing that awful Zelda voice repeat the same thing a hundred times in the game.
The flat typical drama school drop out British voices are crap.
Why is Marble Madness in this?

Really it’s fun in many ways, but not “I waited nearly four or five years for this?” It is the best Assassin’s Creed game I have ever played, not nearly the best LoZ. Which is to the point, this provides a Assassin’s Creed that barely crashes. Wait it hasn’t yet. But nothing that feels like an LoZ. Plus they really made the Koros really fucking creepy, and yet funny.

Must be the longest pre-order ever, and not the best. Frankly wouldn’t suggest it on non-Nintendo games, now that is in question too.

In late 2016, Dark Siders: Warmastered Edtion was announced for the Wii with the others, then it was March 28th 2017, and now it’s Tuesday, May 23, 2017.
I get maybe they’d put it later for one system or another one, hell they all could need differing dates if they differ in any way.
But to promise a date with no explanation why or no update about it even on the facebook page is absurd and terrible business. Why trust Nordic on any other game in the future, weather on PC or another console?
It better have some unique feature to the other versions.

My open order listing:

“Nordic Games Dirtsiders Warmastered Edition Wii U
Sold by: Amazon.com.ca, Inc.
CDN$ 19.99
Release date: Tuesday, May 23, 2017”

You are a king, you wander to a town, seems you seek a Sorcerer. This happens to be a Jester, not a reflection on the Comedian The Black Jester, no one is seeking that funny man. Seems he burnt his teachers house and the carnage never ends. Can you get strong enough to face him as he steals power and destroys in his Journey.
Well if that Frog King of yours tells you, you must get that strong.

But the villain may be a Square/Enix who killed the top down, birds eye view. Especially since 9 (Sentinels in the Sky) had the more classic look. Also the street pass thing is pretty sad, not much thought came to it. It’s rather uninspired. Post cards, snap shots and a man with a photographic missions with some good prizes, some, pffff……

But for it’s failing, it does have a rather redeeming story, as I play out a bit earlier. There are two NPCs from PS2 that are now playable and you can up a character’s “Sex Appeal” so as to anger feminist whiners.
Looks like it will have some free download content in the future, although not sure. There is nothing yet.

Save Trodain, buy it for the 3ds.

No Advance Copy, not paid by company to mention (not bad) or to approve of it (bad).

I have huge hands, one of the reasons I hate this system (not the only one), Reggie, your a fellow Megamorph, I want to see your hands on the Switch, because I swear the Wii U screen controller was made for hands like ours and now the big man is being pushed out.

Bandwidth costs money. The Switch from Nintendo offers “First Taste Is Free” online play. Ok.
But a 300 buck system (if you go buy PS4 standards, like the stolen snapshot button) would likely have 100 dollars a year of play you may not play may be more likely victim of DoS attacks by prank hackers.
When if your playing offline games for months?
Honor system may work well, plead that it costs to run servers and all that….ask for 5 dollar donations or more, offering big rewards for big helpers (like with crowd funding). Or a huge cost deduction in the hardware with a standard subscription fee for online services not used to sell downloads.
But frankly your likely to be in a huge financial hole, with the Switch, and think of interest on your card.

Capture button too close to control buttons.
Share the joy, if you got wee little hands….
Sensing technologies, what happened to “just games?”
300 bucks for this?
Fuck Joycons. Does it have to be a live action game (1,2switch).
1,2 Switch. Go outside, get a tennis racket, a deck of cards….
Arms is … not worth talking about.
SMB Oddysey…eh…maybe…
Might cancel the Breath of the Wind pre-order, even as a Wii U. Not sure.
How does Xenoblade 2 look less pretty? Makes one wonder, will they actually figure out
anything?
So far card media and no region locking is all I like completely.
I think their presentation is lacking.
Oh bring EA on the first presentation, way to go.
Ethernet? Who knows?
They crammed too many gimmicks into one thing.
Mobile screen, barely Vita size, barely larger than New 3ds XL/LL. Smaller than Wii U’s.
No dual screen.
No Street Pass?
Recommend: New PC.
A online service fee with Nintendo alone, I get if a year after you buy it the
maker would ask, “want to play online longer” and ask a quarter of it’s original cost
for that multi-play. Servers cost money to run. Even understand it, if it wasn’t a 300 dollar system with a “how they get you.” I rather play one player or in the same room.
Frankly if it gains any popularity it will be getting hacked off all the time anyway.

*Understand does not mean like.

Official Features but no info on what it runs on, the guts aren’t fully released.

Haven’t been so disinterested in a Nintendo System since N64.

If I ever manage to try it, proven wrong, I may change my tune. Doubt it. Also fuck them for only picking Toronto of Canada Cities.

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